Oops I'm in New York

Pubblicato il 13 mag 2019
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Why I am 2 breaths away from shaving my head: an essay
Intro: I am going to shave my head because I hate my hair, my hair sucks, and I am exasperated with my hair
Point 1: I hate my hair
Point 2: My hair sucks
Point 3: I am exasperated with my hair
Conclusion: Therefore I want a bald head
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  • WTF was THAT?! 18.5 minutes of some princess nattering on at high speed (mercifully) about mostly what she had to eat that day and what she wore, and finally ONE MINUTE devoted to the really important AWARD thing. Maybe it's one of those anti-humor irony things, but that was WAY too much buildup for one obscure joke which I doubt the majority of subscribers could even get (judging by the comments). The fact that she has over 2 million subscribers is surely a sign of the END TIMES or at least a huge clue as to why Trump got elected President. :-0

    • Omg joana liked your comment and pinned it

    • People that say "Trump supporters" in a depreciative manner usually don't know that much about politics or even american history of the last 10 years so they truly believe the dying kinder garden "journalism" that orange man has a revolutionary agenda.

    • I must protect my queen

    • Shut up

    • Y r u here then

  • After she was done talking about the fat boy chair it went to a fat boy commercial

  • My dog is offended

  • no one: literally no one: not even danielle cohn: joana when its 4:54: *itS eIght fORty fIve*

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  • Toronto Airport be looking exactly like Montreal's

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  • If u eat avocados with everything u are muh friend

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  • 12:25 there is a crybaby vinyl omg-

  • Oops I was born!

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  • Your mum is 55! No way! She looks so young

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  • *JESUS SANDALS*

  • avocado tortilla merch plz

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  • 18:24 is Eva?

  • im sorry...SHE WATCHED FIREBRINGER?!?! YESSSSS

  • Joanna mentioned one direction and I got triggered 😩

  • everytime i watch your videos i always forget what i’m watching. it starts from “hi today well painting a blossom tree” to “shrek is so underrated” and this is why i’m happily subscribed

  • Your parents are so fun to watch~

  • Why do I feel like Joana was found in area 51 and her "parents" jut found her and took her in. They don't know what she does or why she's always talking to a camera but they just role with it.

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  • 666 dislikes 🐙

  • Bro I was literally walking around the city while you were busy eating french toast sticks. That is crazy.

  • Unfollowed. Don't come for Twilight. Ahah JK 😋 🤩

  • i thought i was watching im getting my drivers license but i realized twelve minutes in i am not

  • Billie Eilish: Where are the avocados?! *John Cena stole them*

  • Which play did her parents see tho?

  • 19:16 LMAO

  • i was going to sleep when i woke up on a luxury plane, at 5 am eating gucci food. *oOPs DiDnT MeAn tO-*

  • Awe you look so much like your mom.

  • Joana liking her hate comments is a power move.

  • Am i robot? please help me otherwise me go crazy

  • Musicals or plays?

  • 16:44 I had a box on my head😐

  • WTF was THAT?! 18.5 minutes of some princess nattering on at high speed (mercifully) about mostly what she had to eat that day and what she wore, and finally ONE MINUTE devoted to the really important AWARD thing. Maybe it's one of those anti-humor irony things, but that was WAY too much buildup for one obscure joke which I doubt the majority of subscribers could even get (judging by the comments). The fact that she has over 2 million subscribers is surely a sign of the END TIMES or at least a huge clue as to why Trump got elected President. :-0

  • I miss my special magical someone

  • I eat before anyone gets up so they won't judge how fat I am

  • 18:05

  • It's called the big apple cus all the grow in this god forsaken place is apples

  • How did Joanna not eat a bagel during her whole trip

  • Oops my finger slipped in my butt hole and now I’m in New York

  • The Kevin Oleary joke got me dying

  • as a new yorker this was atrocious and i hate to think that this is what most tourists do when they visit

  • Firebringer!!! Where my starkids at!

  • I paused Outro: Tear by BTS for you That’s how special you are You’re welcome btw Also I love your channel!!!🥰💜💜💜

  • i have never felt more positivity, i'm watching every single video 10 times thank you very much now i'm happy

  • you give me hope that a healthy family can actually exist

  • I despise avocados

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  • Omg mother goose needs to make a how to video when going places! Im horrible! 😂👍

  • Your mom is a MILFBURGER. Without the lettuce.