It is the first day of university

Pubblicato il 10 set 2019
THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
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HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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  • I hate how you force your humor like it's so stupid

  • I love you - Jesus

  • LOOK ON AMAZON OR CHEGG FOR CHEAPER TEXTBOOKS YOU CAN RENT (if you want to of course). But seriously, BIG money saver for a broke college student. Just a tip :)

  • You sound like Sadie from Steven universe

  • I hate when people cut the video every time they finish a sentence

  • why are you so funny and clever its not even fair

  • Great job!

  • You are a full time college student 0.o good luck

  • Hey joana, where did you get your glasses?

  • It's like that quiet girl in the classroom, but turns out she lives a double life working for the Police, and trying to find gang that target college kids getting high on meth.

  • She’s a good student for real

  • might have found my new favorite youtuber

  • if I'm being honest your classes sound like my personal hell

  • Monsters university must be thrilled to have you, John Celery Congrats !!! I am a junior. I am in Shrek hall, the elitest of the elitest.

  • Apple piss.

  • Root -1 loves math I legit love that joke thank you so much

  • "No longer am i a pesky high school student...I am officially a victim of capitalism." -Joana Ceddia 2019 "I left my sanity back in like, third grade so if somebody's found it, please mail it back to me.." -Joana Ceddia 2019 i kind of want both of these to be my senior quote.....

  • you should do a skincare routine and a whats in your swim bag

  • Tartarus is not in hell its in the underworld two different places two different beliefs

  • Can we all appreciate the fact that although joana has gain MAJOR popularity and still hasn’t changed at all (unlike other IT-tvsrs haha), I honestly love her so much

  • Bruh where can I get the new update for my grad 😂

  • Student 2.0, you wish

  • Joana talks like a wattpad writer and I'm living for it

  • What's with all the dislikes?

  • In our school, we go to school 6:40 a.m. and the class starts 7:00 a.m. 😢

  • Anyone else wearing air force 1's while watching this video?? No? Just me? ok......

  • MUJI PENS ARE THE SHIT!!!

  • If this is what college does to you then I'm gonna sink to darkness.

  • i LOVE muji pens

  • 5:50 bruh her n I p S

  • 4:49 Joanna: pulls out sea of monsters Me: *SCREAMS in fangirl*

  • YEE YEE SHES READING PJO

  • PERCY JACKSON YES WE STAN A FANDOM QUEEN

  • ...is that YORK UNIVERSITY??? I GO THERE WHAT

  • her hair is not the move but love her anyways

  • Now you can complain about the massive amount of debt you chose to put yourself in and blame everyone ( i.e. capitalism) else for you poor financial decisions.

  • the way she grabs and puts the spaghetti into the measuring cup makes me so uncomfortable

  • Back to school *SHPOOPING* is the best thing ever. -John Cena 2019

  • good for you studying physics. i'm currently taking my required physics and have already had almost two mental breakdowns and it's only been two weeks :,)

  • 3:12 *yeets cheese* Me:

  • 10:34 i have the same agenda but smaller

  • Why dont you drive?

  • Love your videos

  • My dud I just figured it out I’m gonna be you for Halloween I’ll get the microphone and do the palm tree hair I have ur glasses and and every door I will say DID YOU WASH THE CAT EVERY CORNER OF IT

  • Lots of try hard hipsters cook in leather jackets 🤔

  • good luck my guy. ur still gonna have to take english :// unless canadian college is different that american college.

  • Thank you for cheering me up today

  • *"Also be careful of Peter pan. he screams."* noted.

  • “To begin you’re going to burn a steak, it really brings out the favor of animal suffering.” OMGSKSKDK 😂😂😂💀💀

  • When she prefers science and math over English and history 🤪

  • Yasssss she was reading Percy Jackson!!!!!!!

  • Just use a iPad for notes

  • CHEESE *throws cheese*

  • Why I’m joining the army, no more classes after this last year

  • Those courses wow, calculus alone is a lot. Hope you don't get an aneurysm, good luck :)

  • This’ll be me next year

  • Congrats on adulting joana 🤣🤣

  • Oh you’re American

  • Joana: *"calm your meatless titties"* Professors: *"she knows her shit"*

  • she needs bangs.