I DIY'd Joana Ceddia's new merch

Pubblicato il 21 apr 2019
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
(Friendly reminder that this is just a pre-order, so shipping will begin mid-May)
This is the instagram of the girl who drew up the design. Her name is Noor Tariq and I cannot thank her enough for letting me use the design: instagram.com/pablo_picceddia/
Anyways, with that out the way, I have a story to tell all of you. There was a comment on my last video that said, and I quote:
“This girl has a felony and went to prison for involuntary man slaughter after drinking and driving and rear ending a mini van killing a mother look it up if you don’t believe me”
Now let’s dive into this comment. There are just so many layers here to unpack and frankly, I have no idea where to begin.
1. Do I have a felony AND a charge for involuntary manslaughter? Because if so, I want to know what this felony was. Did I illegally download Taylor Swift songs? Or did I jay walk while dressed as a chicken because, after all, I just wanted to get to the other side?
2. Last time I checked, I don’t have the faintest idea about how to drive. I haven’t even started studying for the test. How do you turn on a car? 🚘. I put that emoji there because it was cute. It was cute, wasn’t it? You’re welcome.
3. For some reason, when I read this comment, all I can think about is that scene in Riverdale where Archie is driving like an absolute madlad through the streets of Riverdale because his father has just been shot. That’s the one scene I remember from Riverdale. I stopped watching after the second episode of season 2. I was developing terminal stupidity from watching that trash.
I mean, there is obviously the possibility that I did in fact get behind the wheel of a car, wreak havoc, and have no recollection whatsoever of the event. Maybe I have undiagnosed memory loss of every term. Maybe I am a felon. Maybe I AM A SMOOTH CRIMINAL.







Hee hee.
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With love,
Jim Cardashian

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  • Hey dudes! A couple things: 1. Yes, this is a reupload. Yesterday, I uploaded the video at 6 PM and there was so much traffic that we crashed the merch website. So, I had to private the video to minimize traffic until shopify could fix the website. I apologize for the delay 2. If you are wondering what size I am wearing in the video, its a medium. However, it is WAY too big for me. I am a 5”4, smol little lady and either an adult small or youth large would best for me. 3. I’ve already seen some complaints, so I want to address this in the nicest way possible: I am not forcing you to buy the sweater. In fact, if you are on a budget, I prefer that you not spend money on me. This was honestly more of a fun experience if anything so please don’t feel any pressure to purchase one. Love you guys to the Kuiper belt and back, Jaomi Campbell

    • Hey, don't feel bad. I'm 4'11 but almost 5'0.

    • Dear Jackson Cress, sometimes I wonder what mother goose and father swan have to deal with. Like imagine sitting downstairs and just hearing whatever crackheadery your daughter is getting up to.

    • You are the best youtuber your videos are amazing and so fun and you are very talented keep doing what are you doing

    • Joana should collab with Jojo Siwa. Them next to each other would be hilarious 😂

    • “John Centipede”

  • SHES ALMOST AT 3M

  • Dear Joan Carpet, I long for the spectacular “Just Dance! 2014”skills you and your mother have.

  • *me,an african child* yes,john,i would eat that felt

  • this could be a cry for help

  • I just wanna appreciate this horridly,cute and fantastic character raised and conceived by the one and only Jayne Cody.She is always making my disease nightmares 10000 times more enjoyable Signing out, Lil Biby Shrek

  • Ur about to hit 3million subs!!!!

  • Aww that sweater is Soo BeAu..aghh disgusting ...HehE

  • Is this a roast myself challenge XD

  • joanna : i need to stop with the negative jokes also jacob carrot : **roasting jake paul and logan paul.**

  • You're so funny!🤣 So glad I heard about your channel!

  • *goes to just dance after video ::::::))jj)))))

  • I want my future family to be like Joana and her family.

  • I could here your scissors fart. stupid scissors smh

  • 27 162

  • Yup, time to spend my money.

  • Another day of ranting with Jean Croissant.

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  • Omg I’m in Canada

  • I see how you are exactly your parents

  • I NEED IT.

  • But you look really similar to Joana ceddia

  • I come here to expand my vocabulary

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  • I just had a mind fuck I tought Joana was playing Just Dance BUT GUESSE WHAT! IT HER MOM?!?!!!!!!

  • I though it was Joana dancing but it was her mom....

  • You're parents are so adorable!!!!!

  • ma'am this is a micheal's sewing class?

  • I don’t know what to say.....

  • Im a robot? Hell yeah!!

  • PROTECT THE BEAN

  • I’m 5

  • Omg i thought it was Joana playing just dance it was actually her mom 😯😯😯

  • How does she keep serious while doing this??!?? Only question I have

  • Cool sweater dude 👍

  • Wow this hater knows

  • Joana Your mother is >>>>>> VERY

  • Can we talk about how John Cena and her family dancing to ‘take on me’ is just so wholesome please, thank you

  • world record *youtuber herself is both the hater and the youtuber, all in one*

  • fabric land- “who is out most valuable costume also know as the one that buys the most stuff” Another fabric land person- “Joana Ceddia”

  • I see the resembalence with mother goose and john cena

  • 5:24 my favorite part is how Joana's dad looks at Joana's mom like he's the luckiest guy in the world...

  • All Joana’s fans: * WHERES MAH CHANCLA* Joana/Pigeon?: *SHE HAS A HUGE FOREHEAD.! LIKE YOU COULD LAND AN AIRPLANE ON IT* Me: *hahaha* All da fans: *Points CHANCLA at meh* Me: AND I OOP- Skskskskskskskskkssksk

  • When she said “aaaaaAAHHHHHH” *i felt that*

  • How to Promote Your Merch:

  • I would love to help you make merch ,ima make a IT-tvs video to prove it :))

  • 3:40 is this HowToBasic?

  • When she screams she sounds like a cone head alien lmao

  • Joana ceddia Johana creddia Joann cheddar Jane chrysanthemum Jane centar John centipede 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • No one: Joana: RAAVVVIINOOOUUSS

  • I love how she was just roasting herself😂

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  • "There are kids in Africa who could have eaten this felt."

  • Oh no I’m a robot MOOOOOOOOOOOM

  • who is this hooded women and why is she insulting the great jesus christ

  • I literally had to replay that little dancing scenario bit cause I didn't realize that it was actually Mrs. Cena until the last bits 😭😭

  • what if we started calling her James Charles...

  • “Kids from Africa could’ve ate this felt!” Sorry to be the one to break it to you Joana but felt isn’t food.

  • I know this video is old, but I'm sad because I can't buy it.

  • This makes my heart full ♥️💕