How To Know When Stephen Colbert Enters 'Full Summer Mode'

Pubblicato il 16 lug 2019
If the bandana is on, it means our host has achieved his peak summer form. #Colbert #Summer #LSSC
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  • 17 days for 2 weeks ummmm

  • I always just assumed your birthday suit was a suit. We need more shirtless picutres of you, preferably riding a horse or sitting next to a tiger.

  • What will you *BRAINWASHED* fools do when all the truth about the Deep State that Stephen Colbert is a *SHILL FOR* comes out????? How will you face your family and friends and co-workers? More importantly, how will you face YOURSELVES?????????

  • Colbert has lost all my respect since he started to become part of the left. Not sure why IT-tvs recommends this. No longer funny.

  • Colbert perpetuates evil

  • Steven Walks around With the BORAT MANKINIE, With a fake Mustash

  • You worry more about the droopy fig, and left the rest of us to deal with the racist rotten orange! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN! Also. ... we love you!

  • Hey Colbert remember Isaac Kappy..before he died he said..YOU are a pedophile!

  • Jean Baptiste is amazing at music but horrendous at talking

  • Colbert loved his vacation to epstein island and he even picked up fashion tips to impress his child sex slaves.

  • Wait a sec - did he *drive* his boat?

  • I love when Colbert and John interact 🤗

  • I love how Stephen and John seem to really like each other. I hope they are really friends

  • John is such a great part of the show

  • John and Steven make a great duet

  • Steve's got an old man phone cover. Love him

  • He looks like jeffrey dean morgan with the sunglasses and bandana

  • LEMME DRIVE THE BOAT

  • Bye ugly you and your lamp you sure is ugly bye

  • Steven in the bandanna looks like that dude from the walking dead with the baseball bat 😂😂😂

  • I love him 😍

  • Sorry but...the fact that the captions keep calling figs "figures" is driving me crazy...and I try to avoid being a grammar nazi 😿

  • I was waiting through the whole clip for that "droopy figs" joke.

    • When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • Your bandanna is happy to see you!

  • #FigNews

  • I am watching this episode right now on demand and this bit just happened and while watching it I was laughing so hard my stomach hurts now, not only because the story including the picture of Colbert wearing the bandana (#sexybandanaman) was funny but it was the CC subtitles that made it so hilarious. Every single time he would say ‘fig’, the subtitle would use the word ‘figure/s’ and when he says “fig tree” the subtitle said “figure treatment”. I was laughing so hard because I can imagine someone that is hard of hearing or deaf, reading that and watching what is actually happening when Colbert shows the pictures of fig jam and him making the jam, and being so damn confused, then figuring it out, then laughing hard about it. Because it was sounding ridiculous for a second, but then thanks to visual assistance it all suddenly makes sense that the subtitle bot is just being stupid.

  • I don't why it is, but I find it really annoying that a privileged American is bragging to an adulating crowd about owning land which he visits once a year, and about going fishing. It's so quintessentially American yet somehow just not quite right.

  • Ahhhh taking a break from comedy brainwashing

  • We need to take away all the summers and deport them so Stephan can't leave anymore.

  • I see all the Liberal snowflake cult followers are here praising and worshiping. Trump winning again in 2020, get you some of that Colbeir ya crying little liberal, man up and grow a pair. You look frail like a Woman. Ah ha ha ha

  • @ 2:49 is exactly how I pick my women.

  • Aren’t figs like, full of bug larvae or something? That’s probably why they droop. 🤢

    • When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • I wanted to see a pic of a droopy fig, and then a fig that looks ripe, but is not in fact droopy.

    • When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • You look so cute Stephen 🤨☺️☺️☺️☺️

  • Droopy balls 🤨😂😂😂😂😂

    • When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • Unlike Jesus, you at least know when it's the figs' time..... 😂 😂 😂

    • When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • This was recommended by IT-tvs. Not sure why.

  • I need to apply an internship in Colbert show, in fact, I write very dark jokes:)

  • Olha o estrago q o Steve Bannon esta fazendo pelo globo, aqui no Brasil foi o Jair Bolsonaro que endeusa o Trump e abana o rabo pra política norte americana com uma postura entreguista. Pelo menos a luta de vocês é ideológica, aqui além disso o presidente esta prostituindo nos direitos para uma minoria ficar mais rica pra justificar o rombo q esta acontecendo com o governo entregando nossos recursos para a economia de vocês continuar sólida.

  • His stylist is crying and we're loving it

  • Teach

  • Sooks

  • Woooow so cool at 4.15 lolololo.

  • Poor fish. :'( Great apart from that! :D

  • Embarrassing Dad Stories....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • I could watch 3 hours of this.

  • хоспади, да Стивен же как любая бабушка за 55 лет хаха, миленько :Р

  • Loving the subtitles. They're convinced he's really into maths "That figure tree really gives up its fruit." "Where are my figures... That's not my figures... You don't have to chant figure, I promise you" - "I get a bunch of figures and I chop them up with a little bit of lemon and sugar and make a figure jam." - "My little tower of figures" - "You never pick a figure before it droops... The droopy figure means it's ripe."

  • My son was betting some serious money that the beard would make a comeback!

  • I really needed this segment. always ALWAYS tell ppl about your days off Stephen. You have no idea how much this country needs just you talking about it.😔

  • I love figs. Yum!

  • I discovered ripe figs in Virginia. As a Northerner, who had only known the dried ones at Xmas, or the Newton variety, I can tell you it was an epiphany i will never forget.

  • Wow, so that's how oldschool Colbert is... He mentioned "Megaman" referring about "Protoman's" bandana!

  • Photos of his figs

    • Isn't that what got Anthony Weiner in a lot of trouble? When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • I was hoping he would drown. Trump 2020.......

  • Droopy Figs. 🤣

  • Stephen looks like negan on that bandana pic

  • Take a permanent vacation loser

  • Punk

    • I still miss the old Colbert Report....when Stephen was side splitting funny

  • you are rocking that bandana StepDylan