Half in the Bag Episode 110: X-Men: Apocalypse

Pubblicato il 30 mag 2016
After cleaning up blood, Mike and Jay saw the new X-Men film!

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  • 4:16

  • the one movie I'm excited to see them tear apart, they kinda like.

  • Correct me if I’m wrong, but they seem to like Apocalypse more than Civil War? Lolwtf

  • 9:56 Woah

  • How anyone could answer, "What did you think of this movie?" with anything other "it's a godamn dumpster fire" is beyond me.

  • I always dislike that beast is a skinny dude. Just has a big head.

  • Charles: you've killed HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of people, Erik. You must be stopped. Magneto: Sorry about that old chap. I was a bit chuffed at the moment. Charles: Carry on then. Magneto: Hmm. Indeed. Until next time Charles. Good tidings old chap. Charles: yes. Quite. Cheerio.

  • 15:40 Mike and Jay predict the ending of Avengers: Infinity War.

  • You forgot Evan Peters' most important role! The weird friend in like 2 episodes of Disney Channel's Phil of the Future

  • The 90's cartoon Apocalypse episodes blows away this movie.

    • This reminds me of Superman 4 The Quest For Peace when Superman took all the nukes into space.

  • When he incapacitated magneto in his head it created onslaught.

  • You gave this movie too much credit. It’s truly horrendous.

  • "What does apocalypse want?" idk.. apocalypse?

    • No, the apocalypse isn't what he wants, it's supposed to be his method of achieving what he wants... which is so vague it's basically meaningless.

  • Apocalypse's goal was to unmake civilization and whoever survives his world rebuilding, will be the strong humans and mutants. He wants Professor Xavier's powers so he can rule forever, unopposed because he has the power to control everyone's minds, making it impossible for him to ever be opposed again achieving absolute control, absolute order. THAT is his goal.

  • First ever double kill with a bow and arrow

  • I don't understand how Magneto doesn't just also carry some metal shit in case someone tried to do the kind of thing those cops did where they don't take any metal. Just a pen, some change, it's innocuous, no one would question it, and hey, if you need to pay for parking, you're covered.

  • Its too bad that they couldn't recall more of the older movies, a comparison would have been quite funny. This movie was terrible.

  • 15:30 they predicted the end of Infinity War, the absolute mad lads

  • 9:08 Mike totally blew it. "Olivia Munn, more like Olivia Munn-dane"

  • Mike: But what's after that? Jay: Ehh, just relax? Mike: So he just sits on a beach with a little tiki drink and watches the sunset? Infinity War: Hey, that's not a bad idea...

  • 13:01 "X-Men Days of Future Pants" 🤣

  • If I had to guess I’d say all the good stuff comes directly from the comics. Cuz Bryan Singers complete trash.

  • You know a movie is bad when I saw it and I cant tell you a single damn thing about it. It's not like I was high or anything either. Compared to even the other reboot films this one was dogshit

  • You pursue to attempt to perform death on me? Awww, Apocaliptic joke!

  • Somehow I just discovered red letter last month, and now I get to catch up on almost a decade of videos.

  • I think they've used the line Patrick Stewart originally delivered about three times now.

  • The crazy thing about all of the X-Men is, by their very nature as mutants, but also in addition to their development into potent heroes, they ALL have fucked up pasts and childhoods. Cyclops just as much as anyone has the craziest backstory and he's tied to Mr Sinister, who's another insano story....tied to APOCALYPSE of all things....how bout dem apples? All unused. Fools. I must rid the EARTH OF THESE BLIGHTED HUMANS!!

  • When I first saw this movie, I loved it. Upon reflection, I realized that I'm a stupid idiot and yeah this movie is garbage.

  • In a fever dream, indeed.

  • I feel like you can't just throw an all powerful mutant into a contained movie. Infinity War did it right, because otherwise you get a movie that's all climax with no understandable motivation. If you wanted to do it as a contained movie then I guess it would've been cool to shoot it as a horror film, with Apocalypse being a super power in the national sense, literally breaking down the current political systems in the world and having a God complex. At least then you can have him speak and give him motivations without 90 minutes of CGI destruction. Only reason it works on comics and shows is because you're following the heroes for YEARS and now you see them face a threat they can't walk away from without losses, and that creates tension you care about.

  • Forget what you know?!? “I don’t know nuttin’ officer!”

  • "girl power" has ruined so many movies.... Bummer.

  • I honestly can't enjoy any of these X-men movies because of the completely fucked up timeline.

  • Olivia Munn in a skin tight outfit is the only thing that interest me about this movie.

  • Michael Fassbender is always the best actor in these movies. Also Quicksilver's scene was funny and everything, but compared to the one on DOTFP it was cheap, the effect looked like they suddenly said "eeh, that's good enough" and couldn't afford more money to make it better looking, some parts look like a videogame cutscene, a well done videogame, but still too noticeable

  • EVERYTHING THEY BUILD WILL FALL !

  • that cutaway to the the dubsmash "beast mode", top 10 cringiest things RedLetterMedia has cutaway too. Which is impressive since the previous 10 rankings were all held by Rich Evans.

  • When they showed the clip of cyclops in the bathroom and accidentally shoots his optic beam which obliterates the walls of the bathroom, but doesn't go through the bathroom stall door. Wtf?

  • I think that the quicksilver scene, without any context, is exactly what I want from comic book movies. Just fun shit, cool visuals, and people showing off their powers.

    • That's exactly the problem, the fanbase is way to broad, I'm on the other side; I want them to be fun, but X-men used to have (series and comics) a message and wasn't just schlock, they were fun and dynamic adventures with a plethora of characters that anyone had at least 1 of them which you could identify with, and that is missing. I remember when Apocalypse made sense and the horsemen were characters with some depth. There was an awesome scene on the animated series where Wolverine is charging into a secret society's house that was trying to revive Apocalypse and there is just a fat old man there facing Wolverine and as soon as he jumps on the old man Wolverine gets stopped mid-air, starts melting and suffers the "bad trip" version of the Dr. Strange acid trip when he meets the Ancient One, for the first time we get to see a scared Wolverine, he admits it and we can feel the defeat after the cultists have escaped with the MacGuffin and on their way to Apocalypse, those moments were awesome. Sorry for the rant.

  • You people should be ashamed. I watched a couple of your re views and they were okay. Nothing special but still mildly watchable. But this... is the reason you moan about movies and don’t appear on them. It’s not even satire. It’s just disgusting bad acting. Like children. Utterly awful

  • Bryan Singer makes such weird decisions. hahahaha

  • Its been 3 years since this movie came out and I can say it is not very memorable because I remember nothing about this movie other than Olivia Munn's booty.

  • Fun fact, dwarfs have normal sized genitalia

  • 13:05 "Days of future PANTS"

  • 16:52 Funnily enough, Mike's joke is almost describing the plot for the onslaught series

  • Patrick Stewart was born looking exactly as he does now, only a miniature version (like the stupid baby Xenomorph in Covenant) and he just grew bigger over time.

  • Saroise Ronan turned down the role of Rey in the new Star Wars movie. She extended her career by at least a decade with that decision.

  • Before Apocalypse discovered Charles and Cerebro, he was planning on going door to door handing out pamphlets and answering questions on the impending Apocalypse.

  • This shitty movie is 3 years old now?! Time flies like a fart...

  • This review did not age well... Bryan Singer

  • 29:38 That part really threw me off, mostly because the tone is silly, but then it comes off like his messing around is why he missed people

  • 8:51 What a flattering picture.

  • She could have been in dead pool but wanted to be in this shit show? lol

  • Filth, Starring young Professor X.. Have not seen it but read the book and it makes Shame kook tame.

  • I saw Shame...Try watching Young Adam with Ewan McGregor...

  • I always liked the leaders they are not as flashy but they have to keep everything together.. Cyclops, Leonardo, Captain America.

  • "I don't know Apocalypse's motivation" -- immediately plays scene with him explaining his motivation....

  • Well said about how I'm using this movie is I watched it getting drunk in a hotel in North Carolina in the most common thing I said is what the fuck is happening right now

  • At 13m mark "Days of future pants"? Is that a better director's cut ? ;p

  • What about attack of the show!?