Chia Pet - Scott The Woz

Pubblicato il 5 dic 2019
Scott's a terrible father. Happy Cyber Wednesday!
Music Used:
"Hustle and Bustle" by Jack Beaver
"Waltzing Flutes" by Gerhard Narholz
"Busy Life" by Cedric-King Palmer
"Happy-Go-Lively" by Laurie Johnson
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes


  • If scott ever gets married this is proof he should never have a child for safety reasons.

  • *"I won't kill him"* ...yeah, about that...

  • 2:17 looks like running couldn't save Sonic,I guess Eggman was right "You can't run forever"

  • shut the fuck up scott the woz

  • Every comment: *CHA CHA CHA CHIA*

  • This is Hilarious

  • 1:59

  • I still find it amazing this man bought 4 chia pets just so he could break them

  • "The Ash Wednesday deals were terrible this year."

  • Lincoln on April 15th 1856: 1:57

  • 2:17 When my Older Brother Showed me this we couldn't breathe we were laughing so hard

  • Fantastic work πŸ‘

  • Scott: **Buys Chia Pets** Also Scott: **Adds a hammer to Lincoln's head as if a bullet wasn't enough**

  • "The two overlapping flowers! Cure Grace!"

  • did i just watch filthy frank?

  • He said the yeast infection realllly seriously

  • These one offs are really expensive

  • Wtf was this?

  • *Chia Lincoln Loud*

  • Congrats for being the 3rd search result on IT-tvs for Β« Chia Pet Β»

  • Why does he always have Pepto Bismal in his room? Is he always shitting?

  • You've heard of "Definition of A Jerma Joke," get ready for "Definition of a Scott the Woz Joke"

  • β€œChia growth horomones” that killed me

  • Good morning Chia Lincoln

  • 1:13 Scott: Did you know there was a Chia Bull? Also Scott: *[introduces Chia Abraham Lincoln bust to viewers]*

  • I bought a Lincoln chia pet for my APUSH teacher Thanks scott


  • Washington could never tell a lie read the cherry tree story....*Cough*..

  • Thomas outro never fails to surprise!

  • I love Chia Latte

  • Why don't 100% of your videos have the maximum possible amount of views

  • Help its 3am and I'm howling

  • Sooo how much did you waste?

  • Kinda disappointed Scott didn't shoot Lincoln in the back of the head but a hammer's fine I suppose...

  • Regardless I couldn't do it without feeling like I'm drowning or water boarding him

  • How he get footage of Lincoln’s assassination?

  • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ when you broke the chia and put it in the toilet was so funny

  • This is definetly the best scott the woz episode when it comes to humor

  • Hey you all, Z tier.

  • Y'all remember when Rhett and Link had a morning show back in 2011 centered around Chia Lincoln?

  • You should do a Tik Tok

  • This got me through my poop

  • Totally rAnDoM

  • "The Chia Seeds Gave Me A Yeast Infection On My Head." I don't think that can happen...Unless your scull has a gaping hole on the top of it, and is very itchy...I can't stop laughing lol! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Scott: I will start to raise Daniel from Karate Kid. *drops the Daniel Chia Pet, and it breaks* For f*ck sake! I laughed so hard lol! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • At this point I hope Scott doesn't have any real pets lol! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • There's Donald Trump and Golden Girls Chia Pets.

  • Kill people break shit fuck chia

  • "A Hedgehog, I Can't Wait To Be A Better Lincoln Dad To Him." *instantly kills the hedgehog by swinging it on the swing* "I Got A Unicorn Now." Me: Dead! πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

  • Scott: What better way to morn the loss of a loved one to fully replace them. I mean parents so it a lot with pets, so that the young one doesn't need to know what happened to them...😭😭😭

  • "It's Time To Send You Off Like Any Other Pet." *throws Lincoln in the toilet* I probably shouldn't have laughed, but I did lol! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • 1:56 Abraham Lincoln was killed once again, but this time with a hammer, may Lincoln rest in piece! 😭🀧

  • "1 To 2 Weeks" Scott: I can't wait that long, I have a Lincoln to raise, I don't want to wait for it to grow. Patients is key my dude! 😌

    • Dad I'm very sorry that you find my boredom annoying, please forgive me, also... "You're Not My Dad!!" Sorry, I couldn't help myself! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Could you stop spamming every Scott comment section please

  • "I Ran Out Of Them Half Way Through, I Panicked, And Used Chilli For The Rest." Scott: It's all the same in the end. I laughed so hard lol! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • "Regardless The Method It Feel Like I'm Drowning Or Water Boarding Him, So I'm Just Going To Give Him A Bath." I died of laughter lol! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • *is looking at his Lincoln Chia Pet* "Look At Him, You Just Want To See Him With Grass In His Skull." That's so bad, but I couldn't help but laugh lol! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • "This Guy Is Pretty Cool, I Want To Grow One." I laughed so hard lol! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • "Did You Know There Was A Chia Bull!?" I laughed more than I should have lol! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Scott: Cyber Monday is all about deals, deals, and regret, and Cyber Wednesday is when we all take a moment to reflect on those three things. After Cyber Monday Scott: *is carrying a box of Play-Doh* Ah f*ck. Scott: Mostly regret! So true lol! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • "The Official Holiday About All Things Me." Hmm...πŸ€”