Best Of Atheist Comedy & Satire #2

Pubblicato il 14 giu 2009
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1. A Message of Praise and Inspiration: A brief message from Pastor Dick.
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• noworkbum.blogspot.com
2. Dinosaurs in the Bible. Animation: Christian Staschinski, Story & Narrator: Bill Hicks
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• www.staschi.com
• www.billhicks.com
3. Prayer In School. Atheist Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen at The Crest Theatre with The Coexist Comedy Tour does shtick on prayer in school, christian creationism vs hindu creationism, under God in the pledge of allegiance and his love for his Christian family and friends.
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4. Monkeys Talk About Religion. Freethinker Sunday Sermonette: the kids are alright. Proof we are descended from monkeys.
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• www.sethcomedy.com
• scienceblogs.com/effectmeasure/2009/06/freethinker_sunday_sermonette_155.php
5. Messed-Up Bible Stories: Tower of Babel. God overreacts when the humans build a tower. Written, animated and voiced by Sam T, additional voices by Jeffrey Wisenbaugh II and Jeremy Trigger.
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  • We know its irrational WE GET IT.

  • 213 people are crying into their Bible! 😭

  • ❤️ Keith Lowell Jensen. 2:25 to 5:05.

  • Oh dear. It appears I’ve stumbled myself into something glorious.

  • Who tha fuck is JESUS

  • Man has created literally thousands upon thousands of gods. Each religion saying the same shit “my book is true and my god/gods is true.” So many lives lost, so many wars, so many people persecuted and beaten throughout history in the name of religion sickening shit that hopefully will die out one day.

  • share in all the FB atheist ch

  • And most of them are charming and pretty , now ain't that " his " number one who get'$ loved the most ? Funny fellow.

  • Superb :)

  • i done it before try to be funny, religion is the easy target 😊

  • Yeah, one of the dumbest fairytales from the bible, and we still have to deal with morons that take this book serious, and that´s while we are building scyscrapers and even fucking *SPACESTATIONS*!

  • It's your sins that have cut you off from God. Because of your sins, he has turned away and will not listen anymore.Isaiah 59:2 But Good News God came down to save all mankind through His death would allow people to be forgiven of their sins .Matthew 20:28; 26:28 Believe in Him and Obey Him we will have eternal life John 3:!5

    • Jesus is the Lord Sounds crazy because it is, get help.

    • Jesus is the Lord Give me 10% of your income and I will guarantee you everlasting life. Just email me and i’ll give you the address to send your money each week. Thanks and praise me for I am the true god ignore all other gods.

    • @Jesus is the Lord where is hell located?

    • Do you really think that copying text from the "Wholly Babble" proves the supremacy of your chosen deity? Typing out Carefully Rehearsed Asinine Postulates (aka *C.R.A.P.*) from a book of fiction proves nothing. as we can demonstrate by performing a little experiment using a couple of excerpts from the Avestas of Zoroastrianism Yashna 53:4 "O Ahura Mazda, you appear as the father, the ruler, the friend, the worker and as knowledge. It is your immense mercy that has given a mortal the fortune to stay at your feet" Gatha 8:12 "O Ahura Mazda, Whether you be in the sky or in the wind, in the forest or in the waves. No matter where you are, come to us once. All living beings restlessly await the sound of your footsteps." Gatha 17:4 "Only Ahura Mazda is worthy of worship." Be honest, did you just "see the light" and convert to Zoroastrianism? Of course not, so why do you expect the rest of us to become Christians because you quoted a cherrypicked line from your chosen mythology. Especially since many of us *became* Atheists as a direct result of actually reading the "Wholly Babble"

    • You know who is not afraid of beeing killed? Millions of muslims. No otherreligion has more suicide bombers, so does that mean it´s the only true religion? Are you intelligent enough to understand that it´s no choice in wich of the over 5000 religions worldwide you belive? Or would you say that you are able to belive in let´s say godfather zeus at will? Can you explain how it even should be possibel for a rational person like me to belive in your god, when you are not able to present any proof, evidence or even a single rational argument for his existance?

  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To scissor lesbian Jesus

  • I find it amazing that when atheists don't make fun of islam (which is a religion, not a race), they do it because of "political correctness" . There seems to be much hate for those who are even a critic of Islam, and are usually labled as intolerant bigots. When atheists make fun of and show their hate for christians, well we just need to sit back and take it. We just need to accept your view of a meaniless, pointless universe and come to the realization that we and our loved ones are just pointless, reorganized cosmic refuge. Only then can we become more enlightened and join the ranks of your elite.

    • I find it funny when Christians think they have a case against the entirety of atheism just because a few atheists are liberal pussies.

    • Steve, Atheists are critical of all religions. You are misinformed to say that Islam is not criticised. As for Christians having to sit back and take - that too is false. All you have to do is demonstrate that there is a god. The thing is that nobody can - because there is no evidence to support such a thing. Your religion does not give any meaning to your life, it just makes you THINK that there is meaning to your life - that's why so many people cannot walk away from their religion even knowing there is no evidence to support their beliefs. If we are to have some meaning to our life on account of being created by a God - why did he create 400,000,000,000 Galaxies - yes galaxies each with 100's of million of stars, planets and moons? Its not pretty - but honesty and perspective is needed.

  • I was expecting genuine comedy-jabs at atheism I was actually kind of hopeful for it slightly disappointed

    • I’m confused? Who is Michael 1? And this is a video about making fun of Christianity why are you disappointed... you know what you clicked on...

    • @Michael [1 of those who are many] You still suck at this

    • @Michael [1 of those who are many] IM not trolling you son You've gone and gotten yourself tangled in your own salty net

    • @Michael [1 of those who are many] No trolling mate You're just really bad at being angry

    • @Michael [1 of those who are many] You're really bad at this

  • Irrational faith must be eradicated, period.

  • If God knows everything and his word cannot be changed , then why do the religious fuck wits bother to pray??????

  • Even if I did believe in god, I certainly WOULD NOT worship the evil fuck

  • Buy bull !

  • This is hilarious!

  • Wait, if God is omnipresent and all-knowing, shouldn't he have known why the humans were building the tower, and not have to go down there himself since he already knew why they were building it, especially if he's everywhere?

    • Tea Noire God knew why! Therefore He confused their languages! Shalom...

    • @Michael [1 of those who are many] :P

    • gawd works in mysteries ways bro!!

  • The first bit was the best. "To believe in him, means to suffer." lmao.

  • Free thinker? They seem to have jumped on a Bandwagon headed for a cliff.

    • He's making fun of the form of the Televangelists. Overblown stereotypes. The form is typical but the following cartoon? You like it? Then the comedian who is ignorant, not in a pejorative way, it simply means he does not know. does not know about Issiah 40 which states in the text, "The Lord sits enthroned above the the circle of the earth." Translated from Hebrew, the word hoog means orb or like a marble. This is dated 700 to 750 BCE. Their are many positions in Christianity and this fellow is not familiar with them.

    • haha

  • Seek our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

    • Why?? Is he lost?

    • And you believe we follow your pathetic advice ? LOL Who do you think you are ?

    • Empirically prove the god *YOU* claim exist or shut the fuck up.

    • @Smith Smitherman How'd you know? Please explain how to seek someone who may have (there's no impartial proof of jesus) can be sought? Fairy stories perhaps?

    • I bet you feel good about your self now, eh?

  • Religion, being silly for 2000 years.

  • The flying Spaghetti monster is our savior..Proof of this is in the planets thats why planets are in the shape of meatballs All Hail to The Flying Spaghetti monster and his pasta disciples

  • just brilliant,

  • How stupid .

  • BILL HICKS YEAH!!!

  • If something could be created from nothing, we would have an infinity amount of universes.... stay in denial. Something so complex like your DNA is not random. And if you think it is, you need to consider probability...

    • Wilkinson Makenstein ?

    • @Atreyu The Ascended Sorry guys, was stupid back then.

    • @Wilkinson Makenstein In that case you also believe that slavery is A-OK, huh? Don't tell me you don't, 'cuz you believe the WHOLE book, denial of women's rights and all! If you don't God will banish you down to hell to burn and suffer! What a loving deity.

    • @ParadoxapocalypSatan yeah if you read Lawrence Krauss book a universe from nothing it does say even in nothing quantum fluctuations exist. These were proven to be true

    • @Wilkinson Makenstein I also an agnostic atheist never claim everything came out of nothing . I admit I don't know how genetic code evolved or formed there are certain theories of abiogenesis . Plus it is the theists who claim God created everything out of nothing how's that possible. Plus DNA does not look intelligently designed there are lot of reparations in DNA and a lot of redundant information in DNA

  • The biggest joke of all for me is that there is actually 188 dislikes, HAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • This fucking video is funny!

  • Its a big fucking lizard

  • last one was horrible..

  • 3:45 Who is this dude?!? XD

  • Hahahahaha religión is so funny cause its stupid

  • lol. you got owned by a chick. Doesnt pay much to be a bible thumper does it?

  • nah blasphemeeee is phunneh.

  • I already said I wasn't Christian, so...

  • No clue what you're talking aboutl I already read your previous posts, that's why I responded. Also, I'm not I Christian, so...

  • If you won't pray in our schools, we won't think in your churches!

  • You responded to me twice. Also, pretty sure I know what my own religion says.

  • If your god will not be mocked, I suggest you let her tell me to my face

  • which god/hell? christian, islam, zoroastrian, buddhist, etc.

  • I dont respond well to threats! So I keep doing what I am doing.

  • (cont B) today is an idiot. Interestingly enough, the evolution of languages is fairly similar to evolution of biological life - which is why creationists have a problem figuring it out.

  • (cont A) skills in Construction became worse and they didn't quite understand how to complete the building and couldn't afford it either so the building of it was halted and the building was never completed. That building was the tower of Babylon - or tower of babel as it is called in the bible.. The building is real enough, it is the elements involving god and languages that makes it legendary. We unerstand very well how languages evolved, anyone who take that bible story literally (cont B)

  • There is actually a kernel of truth to that story - and it has to do with public education. In the ancient Babylonia, they had a fairly Advanced culture with public education and public literacy was therefore quite high - almost everyone could read and write and basic arithmetic. They decided to build a big tower. It was so large that it was planned to take generations to build. However, times changed, economy got harder and the public education stopped, illiteracy rose and people's (cont A)

  • Where did you get your numbers, tell me. Go on. Actually, wait, don't. I'm pretty comfortable with my brain, if you like to live without yours - no big deal, I'm not interfering.

  • the atheistic tyrants killed over 100 million in a century. religious tyrants killed billions? I would like to know where you got those stats since for centuries the human population never reached over half a billion, you do the math

  • Lol, religious tyrants killed 9000 times more people than atheist ones, lol. I would use a better argument or explain how exactly is Marxism atheistic (because, you know, atheism is just its tool to replace the God with the Leader), but your stupidity is starting to affect me lol. Religious tyrants killed billions of people, say what you want because you clearly won't think about your words even for a moment. lol

  • hmmm atheist terrorists?? no, not really hmm..well... unless you exclude Lenin, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, Castro, Hop Chee, Kim ill and all the other wonderful Marxist mass mass murderer and tyrants that killed and terrorized more people in a century than all religious tyrants combined x 1,000 and then some but other than that, no there are no atheist terrorists but then you can buy that prominent history and philosophy expert Dawkins states "they didnt kill in the name of atheism", lol

  • My fucking god, instead of meditating you could, ahem, google shit. There is nothing we can't build with our current technologies, and pyramids aren't as perfect as you spiritual witch tells you - it's obvious that they were built crudely, using imperfect tools and schemes. They are complex, but not nearly as complex as some of our own buildings.

  • Think free as long as you aren't a dumb puppet in someone's hands. I don't see any atheist churches asking for money, nor do I see openly atheistic terrorists. Do you?

  • They just dont want religion stuffed in thier faces, or in the schools or in government! Sorry your feeling are hurt

  • If that was true it really needs debugging

  • Also the implication that heaven is somewhere in the sky. I mean, if it wasn't then why punish them? For their arrogance? Think about it. If heaven were not in the sky then such a tower would go nowhere, they'd either give up or keep building until it collapsed, and God would chide them for their self-inflicted stupidity and hubris. .. man I can write a better story than the Old Testament in under 5 minutes.

  • LOL. Too funny.

  • I loved this vid. Especially the tower of babel thing. That 's another thing that didn't make sense to me even when I was five. Why would God stop primitive people from building a tower but seems to have no problem with modern skyscrapers? But when you are five you just kinda trust that the adults must have thought about this with their greater knowledge and reasoning skills and You think you must be missing something

  • Atheists are freethinkers, well...unless you are a Christian...or Muslim..or Jew, Sikh, Hindu, Mormon, Jehovah's, any kind of theist, scientologist, Buddhist, new ager, deist, neo-pagan or have a thought that disagrees with what the utile atheist posset thinks but other than that think free! Lol