your fingers do this because water gets into the keratin that's under the skin of your fingers
Eagle with a banana as a beak Banana eagle Beagle
4:50 good news, this is fake, he'd be in the hospital from cardiac arrest.
I really want that that picture
this is my favourite video EVER
*Ah yes, the cursed comments. So cursed, yet so satisfying to my dark sense of humor.*
Nobody: 6:30 : happens German EmKay: *_E X I S T S_*
Windows are just see through mirrors
No one: Damien: *wheeze*
Swagger with his dog. 👌🏻
4:56 I CAN READ MINDS *still gives 2 stars*
I’ve been like this before 🤮
It ended because he licked the switch game. He tried to warn you, and he kept his word. Goodbye EmKay.
I hope you do more of these
Hi new voice hahahahahahaha hhhh
13:12 - Is this real?! XD
The last clip I think should be on r/madlads
Can some one correct me if I’m wrong but 1:24 I don’t think dolphins can die from being out of the water aren’t they mammals.
why does daimien laugh like the joker
Petty things? Scooby doo was intense. I’m pretty sure one of the villains committed a bombing
10:33 what at c major
CREEER AWW shit
4:12 CLITS GET HARD?
8:30 yeah but eating a baby goat won’t land you in jail
Almost 1 million views... There was an attempt.
2:28 That went from 100 to 1,000,000,000
5:26 Ah, someone who sees Spagetti weeb I see
Issue is I would absolutely slap Dwane’s ass
7:59 DID YOU SAY DOLLARS????
1:08 bitch who the hell said you cant have a Nokia? Memelords praise the Nokia.
3:17 If you dont get it its cause Markaplier Took A Vaction outside of America and big brain is refering to being smart & Because The Thing said you brain gets bigger. Leave A Like
i just relised your ending music sounds like im Mrs king dice
KPOP: 난 백인 여자 싫어 14 year old girls: 😭💔😔🙏
This video comments section is cursed
Damien faps to ducks. Wait I'm a duck. OH FUCK OH GOD!
10:08 people at MK yeah the comment was posted on 911 LOL
ayy michael reeves
When you break up with your Roblox girlfriend and you hear your uncle start crying.
The only reason I'm laughing at this is because of this dudes laugh
"You're a bit*h" "You fuksskcking suck" "Omg why are you so rude to nice people" Why do they think they're the victims
Your voice! It’s so smooth! You sound like a sports narrator
The dogs name will be chocolate.
What happened to damiens voice lmfao
7:00 YO, WHAT THE FUCK! YOU CAN'T JUST ASK THAT?!
*bass bosting intensifies*
Holy shit r/niceguy and r/nicegirl are just cesspools of crazy
8:01 Pucci (the gay priest) literally reset the universe for his lover Dio Brando. He dosent do things for god he does it for his vampire lover.
im not even at that part of the video and im excited
Please Sub To Emkiky.
You sound like sans if he had a actual speaking voice
8:02 lmao Pucci for that meme is perfect
12:55 There are less farts and piss in the second image because they get flushed away. Phone booths in 1989 were FULL of farts, piss, the occasional poop and plenty of other gross things! 😜
5:27 *_Who can see the anime girl?.._*
7:17 like 30 people missed that joke look at his url
Love the vid you never fail to make me laugh 😄
IT IS I, JESUS, THE GREAT LOTD, WITH MORE ARMSTRENGTH THAN A GODZILLA ON STEROIDS
i would have had to name that puppy concha lol
The faster you walk down stairs, the quicker you get to the bottom. 🤯
Sun Chips. I'd have to name the dog Sun Chips (harvest cheddar if you were wondering)
The amazon review one has me crying it was so funny
Looks at name* Changes "e" to I Changes "k" to g
You know, there's something kind of ironic about potentially naming your dog Pussy.
Not gonna lie 6:03 killed me lmao
I was having a good fucking day until I saw the Chica and freddy have a baby video wtf
EmKay: 8 dollars video: **£8** (8 pounds)
That last one was pure gold, cyanide 😂
12:15 old town road be like
7:07 that's messed up
Damien:ITS THE F-AHAHAHHHHAAAA
I'm not stupid, you just don't understand the power of a meme- hardwired galaxy brain with more IQ than your father's yearly salary
Ha no !
8:00 dollars? that's a pound sign.
How far can you squirt?
For 1mil subs do a face reveal
Dog in a bucket
0:55 babybell cheese n crackers. Name him babybell
7:53 WHO IN THE DEEP FRIED SMOKEY LONGHORN KENTUCKY FRIED MCFUCK IS FANTASIZING ABOUT A LITTLE GIRLS ROBOT DUCK
damien did you just call pounds dollars? They won't find your body when I'm done with you
most people: reads on phone or computer libraries: well.crap.
7:49 shes 15 so yeah... Have fun In jail
Police: HANDS UP!! Me:*Drops gun involved in 6 robberies and 12 murders*oops I didn't mean too Police: oh ok*leavez* Me: *lays on stack of 3 dead bodies as I watch emkay*
What's the last thing you said before losing your virginity? Hi, Dad
you can get new nokia phones s t u p e d
Just waiting for someone to sound clip Damien reading off that roleplay segment, animating it, then posting it on a mysterious website
0:53 His name is ramen noodles, cause i ate ramen noodles last,
YOURE ALMOST AT 1M!! AHHHH
Why the fuck is Pucci in here?
so ur telling me if i get a blowy im gettin anal and some pus?, incredible
Your comments/commentary is getting so fucking retarded
Please I love this subreddit